Comments on: Checks and Balances

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:10:19 +0000

The pastor later confessed he had gambled the monthly tithes down at the track. He thought “War Horse” was a sure thing. It’s either that, or they’re discussing how much to spend on lottery tickets. (Late again)

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:53:16 +0000

don’t you like Buffalo Falls Christian Church?

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:39:30 +0000

Where’s Johannes Tetzel when you need him?

By: Carol

Carol — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:07:15 +0000

By the elaborate decoration in the “ministerial lounge” it appears that the extra cash brought in serves the pastor and deacons quite well. The church secretary snuck in to see the new decor as well as the dirty church checks…

By: LuLu

LuLu — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:19:22 +0000

The church secretary,(attired in her most drab frock),is determining whether to confess and repay the money,(which would involve pawning a new ring),or just wait until everyone is gone and do penance by crawling up and down the steps on her knees.

By: John

John — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:29:54 +0000

The opening hymn that week will be “I surrender all”.

By: jazdaddy

jazdaddy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:59:49 +0000

Maybe it was all the money they spent on the Summer Community Outreach’s “evangelistic” production of “Guys and Dolls,” for which everyone was in costume. I can just hear the segue into the Romans Road….

“See, that horse’s name was Paul Revere, which reminds us of the Apostle Paul… and if you just trust in Jesus, that big Guy in the Sky will say ‘Can do!’ to you, too!”