Comments on: Preaching Aid

By: Carol

Carol — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:02:58 +0000

I wish they would use that reversable strap to silence those tv pastors!

By: LuLu

LuLu — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:33:41 +0000

I hear they make a reversable strap that can be used to silence heretics and apostates.(Of course,it requires a church that knows what those things are…)

By: John

John — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:13:03 +0000

This device would also be handy after a deacon had offered the pastor “the right hand of fellowship” during a business meeting!

By: Scott Webber

Scott Webber — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:18:51 +0000

And soon coming!! The Acme ‘Auto-chin support!’ Not only will it support your jaw, but it will do the talking for you! In multi-choice voices! From Osteen to Warren and more!!

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:25:33 +0000

Three hour sermons require intermission and a snack bar.

By: Carol

Carol — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:14:48 +0000

Three hour sermons????? Indeed, he would have preacher’s jaw. But then the members of the church would need softer church seats because they are not used to sitting that long to hear a sound message. They can sit long periods of time for entertainment and nonsense, but for expository messages from the Bible…for some reason the circulation doesn’t work as well for most Church people…

By: Eddie Eddings

Eddie Eddings — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:05:04 +0000

Angus, just want you to know that I only write if I have something to say. If I don’t have anything to say, I won’t write.