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  Comment by John — July 8, 2009 @ 12:42 am

  Son: Dad, what does it mean when Pastor Henry looks at his watch?

  Dad: (sadly) Nothing at all son.

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  Comment by Steve — July 8, 2009 @ 8:20 am

  I’ll take two.

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  Comment by Steve Martin — July 8, 2009 @ 11:16 am

  It’s about time!

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  Comment by Bob — July 8, 2009 @ 11:55 am

  Also good for MCS (Multiple Chin Syndrome) a problem affecting millions of laymen and pastors.

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  Comment by Eddie Eddings — July 8, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

  Angus, just want you to know that I only write if I have something to say. If I don’t have anything to say, I won’t write.

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  Comment by Carol — July 8, 2009 @ 5:14 pm

  Three hour sermons????? Indeed, he would have preacher’s jaw. But then the members of the church would need softer church seats because they are not used to sitting that long to hear a sound message. They can sit long periods of time for entertainment and nonsense, but for expository messages from the Bible…for some reason the circulation doesn’t work as well for most Church people…

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  Comment by Brad — July 8, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

  Three hour sermons require intermission and a snack bar.

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  Comment by Scott Webber — July 8, 2009 @ 9:18 pm

  And soon coming!! The Acme ‘Auto-chin support!’ Not only will it support your jaw, but it will do the talking for you! In multi-choice voices! From Osteen to Warren and more!!

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  Comment by John — July 8, 2009 @ 10:13 pm

  This device would also be handy after a deacon had offered the pastor “the right hand of fellowship” during a business meeting!

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  Comment by LuLu — July 9, 2009 @ 12:33 pm

  I hear they make a reversable strap that can be used to silence heretics and apostates.(Of course,it requires a church that knows what those things are…)

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  Comment by Carol — July 9, 2009 @ 7:02 pm

  I wish they would use that reversable strap to silence those tv pastors!

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