Despite his wife’s promise to be biblically submissive, Frank was worried she would still be considered head of the household.
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Headstrong Wife
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Comment by jazdaddy — June 29, 2009 @ 7:57 am
Hey! It’s Jan-in-the-Pan!
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — June 29, 2009 @ 8:39 am
Frank should remember…his wife will never wear the pants in the family!
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Comment by Angus — June 29, 2009 @ 9:50 am
Ha-ha-ha! That’s hilarious, Eddie.
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Comment by nmark — June 29, 2009 @ 10:13 am
Frank was really using his head…well, actually…his wife’s head??
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Comment by John — June 29, 2009 @ 10:38 am
Try as he might, Frank could not figure out how his wife was tapping him on the shoulder.
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Comment by Carol — June 29, 2009 @ 10:40 am
Rick Warren would capitalize on this…”Purpose Driven Head”
Stormie Omartian would create”Power of a Praying Head”
Joel Osteen with “Your Best Head Now” or…”Becoming a Better Head”If they were of the Word Faith circle, she could sow a faith seed and claim to have a body….
There must be a men’s conference out there somewhere this summer dealing with husbands who have wives without bodies…..
A woman’s conference dealing with “What to do when you’ve lost your body…but still have your head”
Contemplatives would have to address the loss of a body and how to center oneself with just their heads…
The possibilities are endless….
The only problem I can see, if “Frank” misplaces his wife’s head and leaves her at the caserole table during a potluck dinner….
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Comment by Tim Hansel — June 29, 2009 @ 11:49 am
Hard Line Baptists would never accept her salvation, as she doesn’t have a body to be baptized with…..
Methodists would welcome her with open arms…. only to find her unloving because she can’t open hers back……
Charismatics would be enthralled her ability to speak in tongues and marvel at her great faith….
She’d do best to avoid the Holy Rollers….. cause there heads will roll…..
In Reformed circles she be the chair of the Marie Antoinette Women Calvinist’s…..
the possibilities are truly endless…..
as for that problem Carol…… when he finds her back, he’ll never hear the end of it….
Remember, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder….
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Comment by Angus — June 29, 2009 @ 12:49 pm
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Comment by Steve — June 29, 2009 @ 1:17 pm
Pastor Igor realizes his sermon on 1 Corinthians 12.14-26 can do without a visual illustration this week.
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Comment by jam — June 29, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
“Well, she can’t have a cardboard body, I’ve ruled that out.”
“Help! I’m stuck in another dimension!”
“More neck juice, dear?”
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Comment by Carol — June 29, 2009 @ 4:45 pm
The Ladie’s Fellowship Committee had nominated her as “head” of food and refreshments division.
There was talk of her being the “head” of the Dismembership Committee.
Is there any reference in Rick Warren’s material that allows for the “heads without bodies” worship tent?
And when they had the Travelling Church magician perform at their church, he had a blast with the Mrs.
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Comment by Carol — June 29, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
My last piece with this post, during the PlayFest ‘09, the carnival for kids…there was an near disaster with face painting….She held the paintbrush in her teeth…
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Comment by John — June 29, 2009 @ 7:42 pm
He was horrified to discover that she could still nag as effectively as always.
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Comment by jf4316 — June 29, 2009 @ 7:58 pm
@jazdaddy I see another Mistie in the crowd! That was my first reaction too.
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Comment by John — June 29, 2009 @ 9:35 pm
jf4316: Mistie!! “About that time my lungs were aching for air”.
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Comment by Reformed Pentecostal — July 3, 2009 @ 8:35 am
At least she is the head and not the tail!
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Comment by Drew — July 6, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
At least Frank will never hear the dreaded question, “Honey, do I look fat in this dress?”
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Comment by Angus — July 6, 2009 @ 7:11 pm
Ha! Exactly!
