The Sacred Sandwich

June22nd

8 Comments

Despite the biblical precedent of the “holy kiss,” Ken and Bill prefer greeting each other with the “holy chest bump.”

8 Comments

  • Comment by Tyler — June 22, 2009 @ 1:31 am

    Rick Warren and his dancing buddy Brian Mclaren practice their new routine…”The purpose driven polka”…

  • Comment by John — June 22, 2009 @ 10:36 am

    And I apologize beforehand, but…Ken and Bill were perhaps the world’s best known conjoined twins ball-room dancing team.

  • Comment by Les — June 22, 2009 @ 1:55 pm

    If we are going to have holy chest bumps is a holy high five okay or not? What about the women’s fellowship “Ohh, Ah’m so glad to see you” holy hug? We must stop this before it gets all out-of-hand but where? What is a holy kiss? Is is childish? Chaste? Cherubic? How many seconds?

  • Comment by Carol — June 22, 2009 @ 6:30 pm

    Must have been a “formal” service, as they were dressed in tuxedos. Could’ve been “ballroom worship” in tent #6.

  • Comment by LuLu — June 22, 2009 @ 8:00 pm

    After his miraculous foot fungus healing,Perry Stone vows to “dance like David”,as he partners with fellow Word/Faith preacher, Rod Parsley.

  • Comment by Carol — June 23, 2009 @ 4:30 pm

    No, that’s not Rod Parsley, he’s not sweaty enough! You must be thinking of another heretic!

  • Comment by Lee Hemen, AKA, PastorBlastor — June 25, 2009 @ 10:40 am

    TBN – Trinity Bump Network?

  • Comment by CrazyLady — July 14, 2009 @ 2:00 am

    Guy on the Right: Ha HA! I am jumping higher than you! I am praising God better than you! I will receive more favor than you!

    Guy on the Left: When you’re not looking, I’m gonna take your jacket and get double portion!

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