The Sacred Sandwich

August4th

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Scientists at the Pharmaceutical Research Institute create the world’s largest pill, thus proving that Open Theism isn’t the only thing hard to swallow.

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  • Comment by Tyler — August 4, 2009 @ 12:19 pm

    They made a fatal mistake when they realized it was intended as a suppository…doh!!

  • Comment by Greg Rice — August 4, 2009 @ 3:04 pm

    That comment conjures up an image I could have gone my whole life without!

  • Comment by Carol — August 4, 2009 @ 3:25 pm

    Actually, it’s really a “Your Best Life Now” time capsule…..packed full of Joel and Victoria’s best selling books. They figure some time in the future there will be a need for lukewarm theology and the Osteens provide enough fare for an eternity.

  • Comment by Scott Webber — August 4, 2009 @ 7:58 pm

    Is this an inversion on the’camel through the eye of a needle?’

  • Comment by Brad — August 4, 2009 @ 10:55 pm

    Once you climb the stairs, there’s a spiral tube inside that dumps you out into the lake. (Splash) Now you’re a Baptist!

    Problem solved….

  • Comment by Robert Tewart — August 5, 2009 @ 5:37 am

    No, no…….that’s where Benny Hinn keeps his white suits. Whith all of his “increase” he can afford to where one only once.

  • Comment by LuLu — August 5, 2009 @ 11:15 am

    The railings along the side were modeled after the labyrinth at “Emergent Village”.

  • Comment by Carol — August 6, 2009 @ 9:16 pm

    The spiralling staircase matches the downward spiral of WOF teachers….

    This is where they keep their capsule of false teachings.

  • Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:59 pm

    I go along with Tyler and Greg on this one. Ouch!

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