
Scientists at the Pharmaceutical Research Institute create the world’s largest pill, thus proving that Open Theism isn’t the only thing hard to swallow.
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Scientists at the Pharmaceutical Research Institute create the world’s largest pill, thus proving that Open Theism isn’t the only thing hard to swallow.
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Comment by Tyler — August 4, 2009 @ 12:19 pm
They made a fatal mistake when they realized it was intended as a suppository…doh!!
Comment by Greg Rice — August 4, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
That comment conjures up an image I could have gone my whole life without!
Comment by Carol — August 4, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
Actually, it’s really a “Your Best Life Now” time capsule…..packed full of Joel and Victoria’s best selling books. They figure some time in the future there will be a need for lukewarm theology and the Osteens provide enough fare for an eternity.
Comment by Scott Webber — August 4, 2009 @ 7:58 pm
Is this an inversion on the’camel through the eye of a needle?’
Comment by Brad — August 4, 2009 @ 10:55 pm
Once you climb the stairs, there’s a spiral tube inside that dumps you out into the lake. (Splash) Now you’re a Baptist!
Problem solved….
Comment by Robert Tewart — August 5, 2009 @ 5:37 am
No, no…….that’s where Benny Hinn keeps his white suits. Whith all of his “increase” he can afford to where one only once.
Comment by LuLu — August 5, 2009 @ 11:15 am
The railings along the side were modeled after the labyrinth at “Emergent Village”.
Comment by Carol — August 6, 2009 @ 9:16 pm
The spiralling staircase matches the downward spiral of WOF teachers….
This is where they keep their capsule of false teachings.
Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
I go along with Tyler and Greg on this one. Ouch!