The Sacred Sandwich

May23rd

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  • Comment by Angus — May 23, 2009 @ 4:30 am

    If he had it to do over again, Bob probably would have thought twice about walking his primate near volcanic activity.

  • Comment by Brian — May 23, 2009 @ 6:56 am

    I suppose that, right before the Flood, this guy was an organ grinder. Trouble is, he has no organs left.

  • Comment by Yvonne — May 23, 2009 @ 4:04 pm

    Somehow Bob didnt trust the “missing link” theory, which is why he kept his on a lead

  • Comment by Carol — May 24, 2009 @ 9:05 am

    That poor guy, just when he thought it was safe to take his missing link “Spot” for a walk, a great volcano erupted….who knew? Amazing how the missing link collar remained “intact” over the eons!

    According to the “Missing Link Whisperer”, when you do not show yourself to be the pack leader, your missing link will take control..as we can tell it was taking his master for a walk….

    You know that out of control pets can destroy a once tranquil home.

  • Comment by Alan — May 24, 2009 @ 3:18 pm

    It’s amazing… still on a leash, yet declared missing!

  • Comment by LuLu — May 24, 2009 @ 5:47 pm

    I think I saw that very same “collar and lead set” being sold on the Pope’s new website.It’s part of the Catholic church’s “Enlightening Creationists” project.

  • Comment by Carol — May 25, 2009 @ 10:04 am

    In an attempt to explain why the creature was considered a missing “link”, Pastor Ollie Hobnoodle told his congregation that it was from Cain’s line from which this missing link came!

  • Comment by Bob — May 25, 2009 @ 3:09 pm

    I must take exception with Pastor Ollie. He is obviously one of those obnoxious Young Earthers. Everyone who has studied the latest collar dating (replaced carbon dating as being more accurate and cheaper) reports knows that Mr Link lived far before Cain appeared on the scene. Just the other day, I read where the pastor of We Seek the Unseekable Searchers Church (in Caleefornya I believe) has written a study classifying those who believe as Pastor Ollie does as insensitive and unwilling to allow those like Mr Link to have his day in the Amen Corner.

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