The Sacred Sandwich

May22nd

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While scraping old paint from the south side of Olga Norman’s house, Billy Farber and his painting crew were flabbergasted to see the uncanny likeness of Hank Hanegraaff, the Bible Answer Man, appear from their scrapings. They quickly painted over it before a Catholic saw it and contacted the Vatican.

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  • Comment by Ron — May 22, 2009 @ 7:13 am

    Well, the question remains. Was this “uncanny likeness” just a hallucination (paint fumes)? Was it a psychological projection? Can it be written off (or painted over) as fraud? Or does it have a supernatural cause? Might it, in fact, be a demonically-inspired deception? Well, that needs to be the subject of another “Sacred Sandwich” inquiry. But whether it is human or supernatural in origin, the fact remains that such a “Hankian Likeness” promotes a message that runs counter to what’s already revealed in Scripture. And that can only mean one thing – namely, that it is definitely not from God. Enjoy!

  • Comment by Tyler — May 22, 2009 @ 7:23 am

    Not from God???? Horton Farber, Billy’s brother seen painting here far right had his tennis elbow miraculously healed while painting on this building…

    I think Hank is headed for sainthood…!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — May 22, 2009 @ 7:45 am

    I think these are referred to as “Hane-graphs” by the CBS News team.

  • Comment by Mike — May 22, 2009 @ 8:35 am

    My friends….now that one is really funny

  • Comment by Carol — May 22, 2009 @ 7:31 pm

    Oh for the love of Hank Hanegraaff apparitions! A woman in Katy, Texas found a Cheeto in the shape of Hank’s head. She’s going to be auctioning it off on Ebay. She said if there are no takers, she’ll just have it for lunch!

  • Comment by Lee — May 22, 2009 @ 8:28 pm

    When I lived in San Jose, CA, many years ago, there was someone who had a house where the “Virgin Mary” appeared on the side of it at a certain time each evening toward dusk. Hundreds of people began showing up to light candle, pray, and to witness this “miracle.” I was watching the news and as the TV camera was filming a live news feed on it, the most hilarious thing occurred. You could see in the background, behind the reporter, a guy in a bucket hoist who worked for the city or such begin cleaning the lens of the street light. As he did there was an audible gasp from the crowd and someone shouting, “She’s disappeared!” Evidently the street light was casting an image on the side of the house when it came on at dusk that seemed to some to look like the apparition of Mary. They all freaked because he had inadvertently cleaned Mary away!

  • Comment by MickeyJim — May 22, 2009 @ 10:23 pm

    In Daniel 5 the words MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN are mistranslated. What really freaked out Belshazzar was that the phrase, in Chaldee, actually means “Hank was here”

  • Comment by LuLu — May 23, 2009 @ 10:26 am

    I heard that Olga Norman found a soap-scum image of Benny Hinn in her shower and had a miraculous healing of her mildew problem. Now,Hank on her south-wall…this is really big;”TBN” interveiw stuff,folks!

  • Comment by Carol — May 24, 2009 @ 9:10 am

    Soap scum image of Benny Hinn…how appropriate! Love those soap scum images of false prophets.

    But what’s even more a curiosity, is the mold image of Joel Osteen found on bathroom tile in Houston, Texas. Many of the members of Osteen’s church tried to gather round the house of this “image” to worship their “Best Mold Now”, but scrubbing bubbles applied by the maid, who was not a word faith follower, and Joel’s image went down the drain….such a tragedy…followers of soap scum and mold, but not of the Word of God!

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