Church Discipline

May15th

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Church member Kenny Boxleitner is brought before the disciplinary board of the Church of Self-Denial when it is discovered that he has been secretly Googling his name.

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Comment by Ron — May 15, 2009 @ 7:16 am

After a perfunctory Google search, the closet I came to finding the accused brother (Kenny Boxleitner) on the World Wide Web was a combination of two actors’ names from THE GAMBLER. Kenny Rogers starred as Brady Hawkes (known around town as the Gambler) and a card-shark named Billy Montana (Bruce Boxleitner). As one web site put it: “Together, the unlikely pair embark on a journey that may turn out to be as redemptive as it is challenging.” Perhaps there is still hope for KB (the accused, not the theologian).

Enjoy!
Comment by Mike — May 15, 2009 @ 8:37 am

Certainly KB could argue from a biblical perspective that he is not of this world (apparent since he can not be googled). I am not sure such a stern looking trio would buy that argument. KB would be a better fit at Saddleback where I am quite sure Pastor Rick could find some relevance for all to start googleing themselves……..
Comment by Bob — May 15, 2009 @ 6:17 pm

KB is apparently trying to find himself and his place in the world. Since he can’t be found by Google, Saddleback seems to be a workable solution. If Saddleback has a search engine, maybe he could enter his query there. Or he could go to ask.com and enter a plain language query such as “Who am I?” Or “Am I relevant in today’s world?”. I am sure Pastor Rick would be delighted to offer his insight into such deep questions.
Comment by Carol — May 15, 2009 @ 8:56 pm

I thought church “disciplinary” boards were a thing of the past??
Comment by Scott Webber — May 15, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

They only do these days in the face of ‘Circular Reasoning.’
Comment by John — May 15, 2009 @ 10:58 pm

As one can see in the photo, Kenny caused further problems by having the audacity to “Twitter” the proceedings.
Comment by Angus — May 16, 2009 @ 12:38 am

lol
Comment by jane — May 19, 2009 @ 11:24 am

Why doesn’t he just get a Facebook page? I’d be his friend…
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