The Sacred Sandwich

July10th

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Arminian Martin Quimby fails in his attempt to crash the “Calvin 500″ Birthday Bash when the doorman suddenly notices his “Finney 217″ lapel pin.

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  • Comment by Steve — July 10, 2009 @ 8:18 am

    Mr. Quimby walked away discouraged, uttering the ironic words, “I guess it just wasn’t meant to be.”

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — July 10, 2009 @ 9:03 am

    Yet another masterpiece!

  • Comment by Brian — July 10, 2009 @ 12:50 pm

    Is the Wesley 300 coming up yet or we past it?

  • Comment by Angus — July 10, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

    I think the John Knox 500 is next year. Gentleman, start your engines!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — July 10, 2009 @ 2:06 pm

    And be sure not to put any “anti-knox additives” in dem enjuns!

  • Comment by Steve Martin — July 10, 2009 @ 7:50 pm

    Mr. Quimby needs to try a little harder next time.

    We have within us that which is necessary to ‘crash parties’ if we will only exercise our “free will”.

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — July 10, 2009 @ 11:08 pm

    The doorman looks a little robotic to me. Maybe he was programmed that way.

  • Comment by Matt — July 11, 2009 @ 7:16 am

    It appears that prevenient grace failed Martin Quimby yet again.

  • Comment by Carol — July 12, 2009 @ 8:36 pm

    The doorman could have shown a little love and not been so harsh towards Quimby. And for party crashing….he was overdressed for the occasion.

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