Church Ladies

May9th

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They’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in their hearts! Where? Down in their hearts! Where?! Down in their hearts!

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Comment by Les — May 9, 2009 @ 9:09 am

Hilarious! They’ve got good style too, I love those sunglasses.
Comment by John — May 9, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

Once again it was time for the Sticklerville Church of Static Faith to hold their annual youth outreach meeting.
Comment by Angus — May 9, 2009 @ 12:53 pm

That was funny, John.
Comment by Carol — May 9, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

It’s clear that the Ladie’s Fellowship Committee at the Community Baptist Center missed the verse in the Bible that read “The joy of the Lord is my strength.” It doesn’t appear too joyful. Unless they feel that expressing joy would appear too “frivolous”.
Comment by Carol — May 9, 2009 @ 6:10 pm

They missed the verse that read “The joy of the Lord is my strength”. It didn’t show in their faces…unless they think it frivolous to be joyful in face!
Comment by Steve — May 10, 2009 @ 8:56 am

I just about choked on my breakfast when I saw this. Angus, these ladies could become an internet sensation with a little Flash automation. I really want to hear them singing “O Happy Day”.

I love the John Lennon shades on the lady in the middle.
Comment by LuLu — May 10, 2009 @ 9:11 am

Notice the hats.Not only is the “joy of the Lord” reflected in their countenance,but they have those “symbols of authority”firmly planted.(I think sis in the middle may need a reminder on tempting her brothers,though.Look at the skirt length!Scandalous!)
Comment by Scott Webber — May 10, 2009 @ 7:05 pm

I thought this was just trait of being Norwegian…
Comment by Tyler — May 10, 2009 @ 7:31 pm

The ladies give their look of “approval” as Rick Warren finishes singing Purple Haze…
Comment by Brad M — May 11, 2009 @ 7:28 am

OK OK OK joke time

Little 7 yr old Sophie says to her mother “Mommy, that horse must be a Christian** , he’s got such a long face!”

** Insert denominational preference if required before sharing with your mates!
Comment by Carol — May 11, 2009 @ 6:12 pm

LuLu, I also took note that the woman in the middle has a “come hither” in her body language with the one arm propped up on the back of the bench. This is inappropriate for the leaders of the Ladies’ group to carry on in such a scandalous manner! She’s wearing the shades to hide the desire in her eyes!
Comment by Carol — May 12, 2009 @ 10:02 pm

This picture was taken after these three ladies found out they were NOT going to be taking part in Pastor Drew Dripman’s “Best Sex Life Now” sermonette at Musselmen’s Grove Community Church’s production of sex sermons. They were going to serve coffee and donuts during the message!