Comments on: Popular Pastor Cloned in Church Growth Experiment http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139 Illustrated Journal for Small-Town Christians in the Big Bad World Mon, 21 May 2012 05:56:16 -0700 hourly 1 By: Carol http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2126 Carol Mon, 25 May 2009 15:10:17 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2126 You know, this idea has been brought to the Benny Hinn ministry, while Benny is off on some crusade halfway across the world, his clone can be teaching false doctrine on the television....And then the Joel Osteen clones will be multiplied....just what we need "Your Best Clone Now"...Cloned Pastoral Conference. The possibilities are endless. As for cloning the pew warmers, just more warm bodies to sit and be amused by the clowns and jugglers! You know, this idea has been brought to the Benny Hinn ministry, while Benny is off on some crusade halfway across the world, his clone can be teaching false doctrine on the television….And then the Joel Osteen clones will be multiplied….just what we need “Your Best Clone Now”…Cloned Pastoral Conference.

The possibilities are endless.

As for cloning the pew warmers, just more warm bodies to sit and be amused by the clowns and jugglers!

]]> By: Linda George http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2076 Linda George Thu, 21 May 2009 06:25:14 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2076 Well, I just want to thank the Lord for supplying us with such a forthright reporter. Where would we be without him/her? Well, I just want to thank the Lord for supplying us with such a forthright reporter. Where would we be without him/her?

]]> By: Les http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2071 Les Wed, 20 May 2009 17:10:17 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2071 What they don't know is the new Calvinists of the congregation have been cloning the elders and adding the J. Calvin transposon inserted behind the promotor region of the easy-believism gene. Every time the deacons and pastor discuss new ways to attract new new members the elders start discussing substitutionary atonement and justification. What they don’t know is the new Calvinists of the congregation have been cloning the elders and adding the J. Calvin transposon inserted behind the promotor region of the easy-believism gene. Every time the deacons and pastor discuss new ways to attract new new members the elders start discussing substitutionary atonement and justification.

]]> By: A.C.S http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2064 A.C.S Wed, 20 May 2009 06:12:37 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2064 that dude looks like Jimmy Kimmel! some guy on late night that is in no way Pastor material! I guess it's this ridiculous...you either laugh or go crazy watching men exalt themselves and other men. There's a Conference this week, the first msg was, "The Church, the Hope of the World." The church? last I recal Jesus Christ is the Head of the Church, imagine a headless church running things! aye carumba! that dude looks like Jimmy Kimmel! some guy on late night that is in no way Pastor material! I guess it’s this ridiculous…you either laugh or go crazy watching men exalt themselves and other men. There’s a Conference this week, the first msg was, “The Church, the Hope of the World.”

The church? last I recal Jesus Christ is the Head of the Church, imagine a headless church running things! aye carumba!

]]> By: LuLu http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2057 LuLu Tue, 19 May 2009 16:11:11 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2057 This is great!I am going to contact my Congressman to make sure the "RevClone Project"gets bail-out money.Don't worry,there is absolutely no church/state conflict here.(Just imagine what this could do for the Rev.Jeremiah Wright's "ministry"!) This is great!I am going to contact my Congressman to make sure the “RevClone Project”gets bail-out money.Don’t worry,there is absolutely no church/state conflict here.(Just imagine what this could do for the Rev.Jeremiah Wright’s “ministry”!)

]]> By: Scott Webber http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2053 Scott Webber Tue, 19 May 2009 02:03:30 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2053 Great. Now people can be fully tickled in both ears at the same time. Great. Now people can be fully tickled in both ears at the same time.

]]> By: Steve http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4139/comment-page-1#comment-2051 Steve Mon, 18 May 2009 18:27:27 +0000 http://sacredsandwich.com/?p=4139#comment-2051 Cloneliness is next to godliness, right? Cloneliness is next to godliness, right?

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