Comments on: Calf 4 Gold

By: Steve Martin

Steve Martin — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:49:24 +0000

What’s so funny?

I called the number, but the line was busy.

I’ll call again after the rush.

Carol — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:01:55 +0000

This is classic! “Plastic with 1% gold leaf, 99% if the gold is retained …for shipping…and advertising!

Eddie Eddings — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:40:28 +0000

This joke is worth it’s weight in atomic number 79

Reformed Pentecostal — Fri, 01 May 2009 12:36:59 +0000

Act NOW and you will receive absolutely free an anointed (with his sweat) prayer cloth from Richard Roberts to cover your Golden Calf with.

Order two and get a free copy of Joel Osteen’s book, “You Best Life Now”

Sit back and watch the cash roll in. Guaranteed to have you cleaning out your mail box twice a day!!!

Nabal Ben-Nimrod — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:12:08 +0000

Just looking at Ed’s smile makes my face hurt!

Scott Webber — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:28:23 +0000

Gee. Then you could polish it with your Sham Wow cloth!!

Pastor Lew — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:08:23 +0000

Stop! I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard! That was good…seriously good.