Horse Sense

April28th

8 Comments

Try as he might, Apostate Pete could never get his horse, Scripture, to take him into Heresyville.

8 Comments

Comment by Manfred — April 29, 2009 @ 8:13 am

Must be a rare case of a donkey having progeny! (see Numbers 22).
Comment by JDJ — April 29, 2009 @ 9:24 am

There is a commuter train that runs between the Emergent Village and Heresyville that Apostate Pete could ride. Of course, he couldn’t bring Scripture. Horses are illegal in and beyond the Emergent Village as they are known to trample the comfy chairs and spill the coffee.
Comment by J.R. Spencer — April 29, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

That horse only goes one way – into Sound-Doctrinesburg.
Comment by Larry Geiger — April 29, 2009 @ 2:53 pm

The horse has the same spirit as Baalam’s donkey?
Comment by Scott Webber — April 29, 2009 @ 8:27 pm

Please. Don’t give the animal-rights people any more amunion than they need.
Comment by Lady Copper — April 30, 2009 @ 12:03 am

Cool, a horse one this time!
Comment by LuLu — April 30, 2009 @ 8:09 am

Well…once again,”Scripture” has proved:you can drag a heretic to “living water”,but you can’t make him “drink”!
Comment by Carol — May 1, 2009 @ 2:13 pm

The folks in Heresyville never saw a white horse. For if they had seen Pete ride into town, they would have thrown prayer cloths at him and hoped he was the coming one who would bring them prosperity.

The horse has “sense” ya know, even he doesn’t want to step hoof into Heresyville.