May12th
A medical team was dispatched to Valley Family Church on Sunday after several members of the congregation complained of itching ears during the service. Medical personnel immediately gave cortisone shots and sent everyone home. Pastor Blaine Sikeston apologized for the mishap, saying, “I made the mistake of preaching directly from Scripture, instead of using a topical monologue from the ‘Sermon-of-the-Month’ Club. It won’t happen again.”
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — May 12, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
Wretched Radio has this posted on their web site! Just thought I would let you know bro!
Comment by John — May 12, 2009 @ 6:15 pm
Just imagine if he had prayed before he started!! Wow!
Comment by Scott Webber — May 12, 2009 @ 8:27 pm
John, you know better than that. They don’t allow narcotics in church.
Comment by Carol — May 12, 2009 @ 9:51 pm
“I made the mistake of preaching directly from Scripture, instead of using a topical monologue from the ‘Sermon of the Month’ Club”
….Imagine that? Why that daring man, the nerve to use the Bible when he decided to preach!!!! Who does he think he is? Charles Spurgeon????
What do you do with a severe case of itching ears? Why don’t you try “Osteenointment H”…the latest in heresy ear ointment…available at your local Word Faith Worship Center!
Comment by LuLu — May 13, 2009 @ 6:02 pm
Maybe the medical team should consider “Fruit of the Spirit” next time,as a more “holistic” cure!
Comment by Carol — May 14, 2009 @ 6:07 pm
Something people need is the Word of God, not any of that wishy washy internet sermonette fluff! If any “shots” should be administered to is the “anti-heresy” shots. Something that will counteract false doctrine.
