The Sacred Sandwich

April28th

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In search of a professional appraisal at Antiques Roadshow, Wendell Abernathy is disappointed to learn that his pastor is only a cheap Joel Osteen knock-off.

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  • Comment by Angus — April 28, 2009 @ 12:41 am

    What’s a good pastor worth? “The elders who rule well are to be considered worthy of double honor, especially those who work hard at preaching and teaching.” 1 Timothy 5:17

  • Comment by Scott Webber — April 28, 2009 @ 7:40 pm

    Considering that Jesus told his disciples that we would “know them by their fruits” … Sounds like Wendell got a bargain.

  • Comment by John — April 28, 2009 @ 7:49 pm

    A lousy $350 bucks?! Well, so much for his “best life now”.

  • Comment by Tim Hansel — April 28, 2009 @ 10:28 pm

    a whopping $350? I saw him for sale for $100L in Second Life, and no takers….

    2.50 US Dollars = about 540 Lindens…. just for reference….

    Can’t even get his Best Second Life Now either…..

  • Comment by pastor's wife — April 29, 2009 @ 7:16 am

    My dear husband….priceless!

  • Comment by LuLu — April 29, 2009 @ 8:14 am

    The Osteen’s “Best Life Now” tour is raking in 15.00 bucks a ticket…unfortunatly, they are reproducing the “knock-offs” at the “Osteen show”,so Wendall can expect the price to “dwindle”!

  • Comment by Carol — May 1, 2009 @ 2:08 pm

    Word Faith reproductions are not worth their weight in capped teeth and false teachings! It used to be the traveling evangelist would gather at least $500- $600. But it also has much to do with where the “pastor” orginated. Northern stock are not as valuable as “Bible belt” stock, and I’m not sure if a Houston Osteen Knock Off is worth reproducing.

    The best value is a 2 for 1 Word Faith deal, complete with prayer cloths and anointed sweat vials!

  • Comment by Scott — May 3, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

    As it turns out, Joel Osteen and a Joel Osteen knock-off are worth exactly the same coin…thirty pieces of silver.

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