The Sacred Sandwich

September24th

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Florence Dagg informed the Bayshore Genealogical Society this week that she has successfully traced her family line back to well-known forebearers Adam and Eve. “It was quite exciting to find out that I had such famous ancestors,” Florence exclaimed. “I couldn’t wait to report it to the Society when I found out.”

Prior to her discovery, Florence (whose maiden name is Stewart) had spent over five years researching her family roots, but was never able to go farther back than her great-great-great-great-great grandfather Archibald Stewart who was born in 18th century Scotland. Her breakthrough came when she was able to locate an old family Bible owned by her Aunt Mabel that contained extensive birth and death records of the Stewart clan throughout several generations. Surprisingly, the real story of her heritage wasn’t found in the handwritten entries, but in the printed text of the Bible.

“What I noticed as I flipped through the pages,” explained Florence, “was that the Book of Genesis already had a very thorough genealogical record for me to use that went all the way back to the beginning of creation. The added handwritten records only went back to A.D. 1750.”

Within days of finding the Genesis account, Florence was able to flesh out her family history and establish a more intimate connection with her ancestry, both the good and the bad. “Apparently there was some nasty business that involved my distant cousin Cain, but the family doesn’t really like to dwell on that. We’d rather reminisce about all the good times we had before the flood. I have a feeling our family reunions back then were a riot… especially if Noah tried to get Grandpa Methuselah and the gang together for an eight-generation group picture during the holidays.”

Some members of the Bayshore Genealogical Society remain skeptical of Dagg’s research, which they say leans heavily on Jewish tradition and relies very little on official records from the more reliable Mormon genealogical database. Yet Florence is unmoved by the criticism, and remains convinced that she’s descended from Adam. “Look, I’ve been sinning my whole life and fallen short of the glory of God. Coincidence? I think not. It’s in the blood, baby.”

Her next research project? Looking for her Savior.

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  • Comment by Manfred — September 24, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

    That’s a riot! I love it when Truth is told with humor as the bread wrapped around the meat rather than as a competing sandwich all its own (as are most “funny stories” as told by pastors).

  • Comment by Diane — September 26, 2008 @ 10:47 am

    Hey Manfred – I like the way you put that!

  • Comment by PJ — October 8, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    As someone who was raised Arminian Baptist, “studied to show herself approved” and underwent a Reformation, then recently discovered her own Scottish Presbyterian roots (Sorry, we used the Mormon genealogical database extensively) . . . Cool post! John Knox would be proud.

  • Comment by Angus — October 8, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

    Yes, the LDS genealogical database is of great value for those of us tracing our roots. My family has used it, also. Too bad it was instituted for the purpose of baptizing the dead by proxy, so that the Mormons could get all their unsaved ancestors into Heaven. Where’s THAT in the Bible again?

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