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Bible Cover

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  • Comment by Jerry — April 13, 2009 @ 7:18 am

    I assume that this only works with the “post-Acts 10″ versions.

  • Comment by John — April 13, 2009 @ 8:23 am

    Looks like I just discovered my new desktop background!

  • Comment by Manfred — April 13, 2009 @ 9:42 am

    Not fair! My wife knows that bacon is irresistible – for me and the dog. And we know we’re not supposed to give dogs what is holy :-)

  • Comment by Christ Died! — April 13, 2009 @ 9:58 am

    I desire the meat of God’s word!

  • Comment by Angus — April 13, 2009 @ 9:58 am

    Jerry: :) I know it sounds like an oxymoron, but I think they make kosher bacon, too.

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  • Comment by Angus — April 13, 2009 @ 10:18 am

    Christ Died!: All the “meat” we need. And it doesn’t clog your arteries!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — April 13, 2009 @ 11:40 am

    Be sure to cook it on an ELECT-ric stove!

  • Comment by nardo — April 13, 2009 @ 1:18 pm

    I live in the south and must say this would actually work if you threw in some chicken fried steak and real mashed potatos.

  • Comment by Jugulum — April 13, 2009 @ 2:31 pm

    Hmm… I thought “Bible Cover” was a funnier title.

  • Comment by Carol — April 13, 2009 @ 3:31 pm

    Oh, just bacon??? Always add some cheese, please….

    If this is what it takes….well, we’re in for a bumpy ride.

  • Comment by Angus — April 13, 2009 @ 3:34 pm

    Jugulum: Yeah, you’re probably right. Always finetuning to my detriment.

  • Comment by PastorBlastor — April 13, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

    Does this mean that Leviticus and the “fat” of animals applies to us now? I am so confused! What about the liver and the inner parts?

  • Comment by MoJanite — April 14, 2009 @ 12:43 pm

    I was surprised not to see a comment from Pastor Steve yet! Mmmmm bacon.

  • Comment by Ron — April 15, 2009 @ 5:45 am

    I remember a pastor of a church I once attended encouraging men to read their Bibles by inferring their wives would find it attractive. Could have stopped there, but he went on to be a bit risqué….they played a short sample of ’seductive’ music and the pastor said something about the men maybe getting ‘their bones jumped’ because they were reading the Bible. He has done this sad spiel more than once. The audience laughed…the desired reaction I am sure.

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — April 16, 2009 @ 9:17 am

    If I am not mistaken, George Barna and Frank Viola are coming out with a book entitled, “Bacon Christianity”. (it’s dedicated to Francis Bacon)

  • Comment by Angus — April 16, 2009 @ 9:51 am

    Mmmm… Francis Bacon.

  • Comment by Laurie Faith — April 26, 2009 @ 9:15 pm

    I couldn’t get the mental image out of my mind of some dude eating the bacon and then smearing the grease all over the pages as he thumbs through the Bible.
    Ugh.
    I don’t know about any of you but the thought just makes my stomach turn.

  • Comment by Mrodjr — June 2, 2009 @ 7:21 am

    Umm…, this might not work on Messianic believers. Unless it’s turkey bacon!

  • Comment by @gojesuschrist — July 24, 2009 @ 9:49 am

    I loled :)

  • Comment by Steve — July 24, 2009 @ 10:34 am

    I will introduce this great new Bible tomorrow morning at our monthly Men’s breakfast. Looks delicious!

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