The Sacred Sandwich

April3rd

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Looking out his aircraft window, Word-Faith preacher Kenneth Copeland suddenly realized that persuading his supporters to buy him a $20 million private plane wasn’t such a great idea after all.

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  • Comment by Manfred — April 3, 2009 @ 7:38 am

    But his passengers, Benny Hinn, Jesse DuPlantis, and Todd Bently all recognized the condor as an angel “God” had previously used to bring each of them indescribable “blessings”. So all praised the condor, thinking it God – bringing Romans chapter 1 into a fresh light.

  • Comment by John — April 3, 2009 @ 9:27 pm

    LOL, all I can say is “wow”.

  • Comment by LuLu — April 4, 2009 @ 8:41 am

    I think the “IRS” finally found something that works on the Copelands!

  • Comment by Reformed Pentecostal — April 4, 2009 @ 9:20 am

    That is okay…Kenneth…Bro Ken…has TWO MORE of those airplanes anyhow.

  • Comment by Carol — April 5, 2009 @ 9:47 am

    You forgot to mention that in that flight, Joyce Meyer, Marilyn Hickey, Paula White, Beth Moore, Peter Popoff and Creflo Dollar were also onboard. They realized the “Condor” was judgment from God and formed a “prayer circle” hoping that their “Words” would be containers of power and that the giant condor would release the plane from it’s jaws of death….. However, the bird swallowed them whole. It seems their words were NOT containers of power and all the seed sowing didn’t help them.

    Several hours later that Giant Condor experienced a mighty “wind” and landed in the desert and these false prophets were “released” through the posterior…thus the smell of FOWL stench was experienced in that remote desert region for days afterwards.

    There will be a Hollywood movie made starring Kirk Cameron and released through Jan Van Impe Productions….

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