Arminian Ben Wilkerson takes a drastic measure to combat his severe tulip allergy.
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April6th
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Springtime for Arminians
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — April 6, 2009 @ 9:32 am
Unforgettable photo of cautious Arminian. I did a little research and found out a few more things. Cletus T. Webster defines GASP as, “catch one’s breath with an open mouth as in astonishment.” That being said, the Arminian always uses the “Dave Hunt Eisegetical G.A.S. Mask” — the initials stand for “Gasp About Sovereignty”.
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Comment by Carol — April 6, 2009 @ 10:28 am
Are there any gas masks that ward off Word Faith Heresy?
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Comment by Tyler — April 6, 2009 @ 2:57 pm
Needless to say Ben hated the song “tip toe thru the tulips”…!
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Comment by LuLu — April 7, 2009 @ 6:14 pm
Recently, my husband and I were “treated” to a sermon by a preacher that opened with the following words:”Do you know that there are people who believe that man doesn’t choose his own Salvation?!” About midway through his “Calvinists in the hands of an angry Arminian” tirade,both my husband and I would have loved to have that gas mask…there were ALOT of rank fumes!
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Comment by Chris Burgett — April 15, 2009 @ 12:19 pm
As someone who is pretty much an Arminian, I find this hilarious. I have seen such hatred on both sides of the salvation fence that I am sometimes ashamed to call myself a christian.
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Comment by Kevin Jackson — April 17, 2009 @ 2:51 pm
That’s funny! Lucky for us Arminians, the TULIPS only bloom for a week or two.
