At 4:52 a.m. Central time on June 9th 2008, the Elm Creek Baptist Church office computer becomes self-aware, and immediately goes searching online for a new church home that will meet all of its felt needs.
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Computer Upgrade
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Comment by I'm no washer — March 28, 2009 @ 4:55 am
I know of a craft shop that sells felt.
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Comment by Manfred — March 28, 2009 @ 7:52 am
1. I’m no washer Says:
March 28th, 2009 at 4:55 amI know of a craft shop that sells felt.
That’s funny!
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Comment by jazdaddy — March 28, 2009 @ 10:41 am
I wonder if it was told about the 3.5″-sized hole in its heart?
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Comment by John — March 28, 2009 @ 11:09 am
I think this was how SKYNET got started. I am pretty sure that when I am not in my office, my pc and calculator gossip about me.
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Comment by Angus — March 28, 2009 @ 11:36 am
Funny, jazdaddy!
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Comment by Angus — March 28, 2009 @ 11:39 am
A good one, I’m no washer.
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Comment by Angus — March 28, 2009 @ 11:41 am
John,
Yes, I think this pc ended up at the Skynet Community Church actually. -
Comment by Carol — March 30, 2009 @ 5:32 pm
It was also very interested in seeing their “multi-media presentation”….
…they also have a small group meeting every Wednesday night with “Computer Support” Care… -
Comment by Scott Webber — March 31, 2009 @ 2:53 am
Reminds me of the computer that was used to try and translate the Bible. Instead of “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak,” it decided that,”the wine is good, but the meat is lousy,” sounded better.
