The Sacred Sandwich

March15th

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As demonstrated above, the “Heresy Avoidance Technique” is useful for filtering out Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and lame church bands.

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  • Comment by Adrian — March 15, 2009 @ 3:21 am

    HA! My grandma would know the guy. Well mom too.
    No kidding :)

  • Comment by I'm no washer — March 15, 2009 @ 6:44 am

    The arm and hand positions must surely be of significance to the illuminati?

  • Comment by Tyler — March 15, 2009 @ 6:45 am

    Exactly what people are like when you talk to them about being “purpose driven”…

    Or anything else they do not want to hear…doh…

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  • Comment by Manfred — March 15, 2009 @ 9:07 am

    Actually, this reminds me of the attitudes of a couple of my former elders, who did not want to hear anything that did not line up with their “people driven” approach to church. sigh

  • Comment by John — March 15, 2009 @ 1:36 pm

    Heresy Avoidance Technique! ha!! Remember, when going into the big, big, world, don’t forget your H.A.T.

  • Comment by Conservative Culture — March 15, 2009 @ 2:50 pm

    It appears today that this technique would work best in many of the mainline churches. But not listening might not be what they are doing. Maybe they are trying to keep their brain from leaking out.

  • Comment by Carol — March 15, 2009 @ 7:06 pm

    This is usually the reaction I got when I mention “the last days” or end time prophecy….Or when I talked about Bible study.

    Stick one’s fingers in their ears as though this will stop God’s wrath!

  • Comment by derrickmoss — March 15, 2009 @ 9:07 pm

    Be careful at what you listen to for the measure you use it will be measured to you again. Do not be deceived God cannot be mocked for whatsoeer a man sow’s that is what he will also reap. If you sow to the flesh you will of the flesh reap destruction, but if you sow to the Spirit you will of the Spirit reap eternal life.

  • Comment by Adrian — March 15, 2009 @ 9:12 pm

    I “hear” ya Manfred, it’s the same here with my former youth pastors :|

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