
Bessie leaves Chick-fil-A and mounts a brand new campaign against leather-loving Christians.
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March13th

Bessie leaves Chick-fil-A and mounts a brand new campaign against leather-loving Christians.
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Comment by John — March 13, 2009 @ 12:12 am
I love it. I have so many puns I want to type right now, but I don’t want to seem like I am milking it.
Comment by Eddie Eddings — March 13, 2009 @ 7:11 am
okay…here goes…I know a lot of people have a beef about this practice of leather bound Bibles but, what else could I use to cover the meat and milk of God’s Word!
Comment by Manfred — March 13, 2009 @ 8:25 am
It’s obviously photoshopped – the Chick Fila cows would advocate the use of chicken-skin bound Bibels. (We should teach the cows to spell.)
Comment by Brian — March 13, 2009 @ 9:47 am
Brilliant! Your minds working for parody and satire (this was just plain funny!) are off the charts!
Comment by Les — March 13, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
Mooovelous!
Comment by Tim — March 13, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
Chris…er…Angus, Please take this brotherly exhortation out of love, but, you could have thrown in a couple backwards letters to further its authenticity!
Comment by Angus — March 13, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
Actually, after many hours of research, I found out that Chick-fil-A cows are very good at transcribing letters. They are just bad spellers. Or should I say, they are udderly dismal at spelling.
Comment by Eddie Eddings — March 13, 2009 @ 2:00 pm
Don’t forget everybody! This Sunday is ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Sunday at your local Chic-fil-A!
Comment by Eddie Eddings — March 13, 2009 @ 2:01 pm
…and it ALL FREE! NO CHARGE!
Comment by Steve — March 13, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Bad Cow Pun.
That was awesome man.
By the way Angus, if people fall for a Calvinist’s practical jokes, can’t we assume that it was meant to be?
Comment by Manfred — March 13, 2009 @ 7:32 pm
Curious, Eddie – Chick fil-A’s web site makes no mention of this Sunday’s event. Nor do I find any references on the internet. How can it be true if Google can’t find it? Shouldn’t you have a cartoon celebrating this blessed event?
Comment by MickeyJim — March 13, 2009 @ 10:24 pm
Clearly a well-Red Heifer
Comment by I'm no washer — March 14, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
Anyone got a hat? I’m friesian out here!
Comment by Paula — March 14, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
I appreciate a cow who does not “hide” her feelings. I put a lot of stock in what she says.
Comment by Carol — March 14, 2009 @ 8:50 pm
There was a debate whether or not “pleather” was acceptable. But man made materials imitating “leather” are petroleum derivatives.
And that would cause issues with “green” cows.
The basketweave cover was considered, but those grass fed cows disapproved because that encroached on their vegetation.
They were udderly confused as to what kind of materials they could use. But it was to no avail.
I’ve run out of bad cow puns….
Comment by MickeyJim — March 15, 2009 @ 2:26 pm
Run out of bad cow puns? How dairy say so! There must be more to be herd.
Comment by Strawberry — March 16, 2009 @ 8:19 am
I’m not sure I udderstand the joke… what-heifer it is
Comment by Manfred — March 16, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
OK – I admit it: I’m not the smartest chicken in this hooch. It hit me yesterday as I was driving to church, past a local Chick Fil-A. Free lunch on the day they’re closed. It’s the same at a local pizza joint – “Free beer on Monday!” is one of their slogans. You guessed it – they’re CLOSED on Monday.
OK then. I get it.
Nothing to see here. Mooove along.
Comment by Brian Black — March 18, 2009 @ 6:09 am
The comments seem to be getting progressively farther afield from the author’s intent. This bovine line of thought needs to be put out to pasture. Obviously, our replies pail in comparison to the original.
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