
After deciding he didn’t need the rest of the Body, Mr. Hand suddenly realized he couldn’t see where he was going.
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After deciding he didn’t need the rest of the Body, Mr. Hand suddenly realized he couldn’t see where he was going.
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Comment by John — March 11, 2009 @ 2:05 am
and promptly fell in a ditch…
Comment by Manfred — March 11, 2009 @ 8:00 am
and railed against the eye for not guarding his path …
Comment by Angus — March 11, 2009 @ 9:14 am
Very good, guys!
Comment by Eddie Eddings — March 11, 2009 @ 9:58 am
It’s plain to see he originally gave his hand in marriage.
Comment by emergent pillage — March 11, 2009 @ 10:11 am
Trying to think of something clever to say regarding Cousin Fester.
Thinking…
Thinking…
Darn, hate when that happens.
Comment by Randall — March 11, 2009 @ 10:45 am
Gotta hand it to you….
Comment by Manfred — March 11, 2009 @ 3:08 pm
Uncle Bobby was reconsidering his membership in Ebenezer Backwoods Baptist Church after seeing how literal they took the command to “give the left hand of Christian fellowship”.
Comment by Joe — March 11, 2009 @ 9:28 pm
I gotta admit, at first I though this post was a bit creepy and wasn’t sure how the exegesis was going to unfold, but it’s outstanding as usual!
Sooo, Jesus wasn’t speaking in hyperbole was he?
Comment by Phil — March 11, 2009 @ 10:34 pm
Ole Bubba took the singing group literally when they said “lets give Jesus a hand”…
Comment by Carol — March 14, 2009 @ 8:54 pm
Poor Bubba, when the Bible said, “if thy left hand offendeth , cut it off….” he took it literally!