At the Decisional Regeneration Roller Derby, Irma LaBlanc leaps over weaker players on her way to the altar to score the winning point for the Bay City Free Wheelers.
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Holy Rollers
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Comment by Tyler — May 20, 2009 @ 7:57 am
To speed things up during “altar call”… roller skates are now being used at Saddleback…
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Comment by The Reformed Methodist — May 20, 2009 @ 8:01 am
If you think this is fun you should play Baptismal regeneration water polo.
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Comment by Bob — May 20, 2009 @ 8:16 am
Irma and Minnie Smedley demonstrate their graceful, yet athletic, moves that won them first place at the Decisional
Regeneration Derby in preparation for the climactic District Unified Non-denominational Keep Em Motivated (DUNKEM) Baptismal Regeneration ritual. -
Comment by Les — May 20, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
Yeah, but can she skate, leap AND show tears of repentance all at once? She needs the Just as I Am Wave to do that.
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Comment by John — May 20, 2009 @ 6:40 pm
It was a blessing yet quite unfortunate that the two leaders in the race were suddenly “slain in the spirit”.
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Comment by Angus — May 20, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
John: the hilarious drive-by caption writer.
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Comment by MickeyJim — May 20, 2009 @ 10:27 pm
What a pair of losers! Couldn’t even stay vertical on the broad easy path to destruction.
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Comment by LuLu — May 21, 2009 @ 10:26 am
The “church uniforms”and skates can be purchased in their respective mega-church gift shops for only 39.99.(Plus tax-especially for the California mega-churches!)
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Comment by Carol — May 22, 2009 @ 7:26 pm
Two of the ladies who were not convinced that rolling to the altar to get one’s Best life now, and was almost rolled over by those who were.
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Comment by Reformed Pentecostal — May 24, 2009 @ 6:34 am
Tyler, when did Saddleback get an alter? And does anyone at Saddleback even KNOW what an alter is?
I think not!
