February14th
In an effort to discredit the Bible, atheist Milton Kefawver of Sandusky, OH, put a chimpanzee in front of a typewriter to prove that anyone could write scripture. Though the experiment failed horribly, Bobo the chimp was immediately signed by Zondervan. His future projects include Your Best Banana Now and The Purpose-Driven Tire Swing.
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Comment by emergent pillage — February 14, 2009 @ 12:12 am
Followed not long after by “The Secret Message of Tarzan”.
Comment by Gray Skelton — February 14, 2009 @ 6:29 am
Kefawver and those aethists need to learn to fight fair. The Holy Spirit inspired primates who did not have the benefit of typewriters. Fight fair!
Comment by Tyler — February 14, 2009 @ 6:58 am
Bobo is also now employed as musical director at Saddleback…(Sources confide)….!
Comment by Angus — February 14, 2009 @ 10:24 am
“Secret Message of Tarzan” Ha-ha! 
Comment by Jerry — February 14, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
And don’t forget the next best seller: “The Hut”
Comment by emergent pillage — February 14, 2009 @ 4:01 pm
Or “The New Chimpanzees”.
Comment by joshua of omaha — February 14, 2009 @ 4:20 pm
Tyler when you mentioned Bobo is also now employed as musical director at Saddleback
you forgot to mention that Bobo also writes articles for Christianity Today and Relevant Magazine
and is also endorsed without a second thought by John Piper
Comment by Andreas — February 14, 2009 @ 7:10 pm
Any word out on when Misquoting Tarzan is getting published?
Comment by Joe — February 14, 2009 @ 8:10 pm
What about The thirteenth disciple: the Life of Jane ?
Comment by emergent pillage — February 14, 2009 @ 9:58 pm
Or how about “The Last Ook (and the Ook after That)”.
Comment by Frank — February 15, 2009 @ 3:38 am
Or… “They Love Tarzan But Not The Monkeys.”
Comment by Michael Albert — February 15, 2009 @ 3:55 am
Darwin would be so proud of his son.
Comment by Manfred — February 15, 2009 @ 8:48 pm
Bobe was also the ghostwriter of “Contagious Chimps”
Comment by emergent pillage — February 15, 2009 @ 10:13 pm
And his biggest successes…
“The Primate Way”
“Furry Elvis”
Comment by Carol — February 16, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
ROFL!
Don’t forget that Bobo will be holding a leadership conference at Saddleback and Willow Creek with their “Wild at Gutt” seminars.
You know that Monkey see Monkey do.
The Da Monkey Code that claims that the 13th disciple was a white gorilla named Sully.
And the worship music that Bobo leads at Saddleback is, you’ve guessed it “Hey, Hey We’re the Monkees”
Hey Hey we’re the monkeys
People say we monkey around
We’re too busy preachin’
To put anybody down
We preach whatever we want to
Sing what we like to do
And before it’s all done
have a potluck lunch…
repeat the “worship” chorus
Bubbles the Chimp will also be performing as juggler and mime before the service!
And the feature film will be “Planet of the Apes”
Comment by Bobby — February 16, 2009 @ 2:41 pm
Our father, who art up in a tree…
Comment by Paul from Fargo — February 19, 2009 @ 8:15 pm
to Joshua from Omaha,
A bit vitriolic?? I can understand the snaps at Saddleback, which the constant marketing and such. I can even understand your gripe against the magazines. However, as a member of Piper’s church, and knowing his theology and his reluctance to endorse many a thing, gotta ask “what’s your beef?”
Comment by Jeremy — March 2, 2009 @ 9:09 pm
I gotta agree with Paul, why the cheap shot at Piper? Completely unwarrented.
Comment by Denise — March 15, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
Well, from my research, John Piper lacks discernment shown by his endorsement of men whose mouths are full of filth and rot while demeaning Jesus Christ and linking to an x-rated website “for Christian couples” (a la Mark Driscoll and Paul Tripp).
Go here for a start of the problem: http://www.sliceoflaodicea.com/emerging-church/pulpit-magazine-on-mark-driscoll-and-harsh-language/
Comment by Denise — March 15, 2009 @ 8:57 pm
You might also want to check out:
http://www.sliceoflaodicea.com/abominations/defenders-of-x-rated-driscoll-meet-the-remnant/
http://www.sliceoflaodicea.com/emerging-church/mark-driscoll-praises-rick-warren-for-blessing-obama/
http://stevenjcamp.blogspot.com/2008/09/paul-tripp-ing-likes-to-say-s-word-has.html
