Comments on: Membership Class

By: Linda George

Linda George — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:24:56 +0000

Or the baptismal font…

By: Carol

Carol — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:47:14 +0000

As long as they don’t use Jello as part of the communion, we’re safe!

By: jane

jane — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:32:45 +0000

My wonderful METHODIST gramma taught me that chart when I was a little girl. So I got to skip that part of the training class, but only after I submitted a written statement attesting to the fact that I agreed with the doctrine of the church AND that I’d bring jello to my first 5 potlucks…just to make sure the Methodist foundation of my training hadn’t tainted my life skills.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:19:21 +0000

I used to eat Jello before I was saved.

By: MickeyJim

MickeyJim — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:33:03 +0000

Jello is actually a Greek verb meaning ‘to wobble on a plate’. Thus, I wobble on a plate is ‘jello’; you wobble on a plate is ‘jelleis’ we wobble … is jellomen’ etc etc.
Of course, you won’t find it in Textus Receptus.

By: Nabal Ben-Nimrod

Nabal Ben-Nimrod — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:04:39 +0000

Thats an old-time, bible-believing, sin-hating, award winning dessert if I ever saw one. I wonder how they mix the ingredients without compromising their biblical seperation…

By: Carol

Carol — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:38:09 +0000

Jello Salad is the best way to start those young Christian wives into serious potluck training. From there it goes to angel food 101 and as there is more chances of burning something, fire extinguishers were donated by the local fire company!