Before being accepted into membership at First Baptist Church, women must go through a rigorous potluck training program.
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 13, 2009 @ 8:37 am
I’m sure that at first there must be plenty of burnt offerings!
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Comment by Angus — February 13, 2009 @ 8:58 am
That’s why they start them out on jello salad detail.
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 13, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
I remember when the wife took this class when we first got married. She tried making a pot roast but, it came out roast pot. (and just in case she reads this…MY WIFE IS NOW ONE OF THE GREATEST COOKS IN TEXAS!)
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Comment by Carol — February 13, 2009 @ 6:38 pm
Jello Salad is the best way to start those young Christian wives into serious potluck training. From there it goes to angel food 101 and as there is more chances of burning something, fire extinguishers were donated by the local fire company!
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 13, 2009 @ 7:04 pm
Thats an old-time, bible-believing, sin-hating, award winning dessert if I ever saw one. I wonder how they mix the ingredients without compromising their biblical seperation…
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Comment by MickeyJim — February 13, 2009 @ 10:33 pm
Jello is actually a Greek verb meaning ‘to wobble on a plate’. Thus, I wobble on a plate is ‘jello’; you wobble on a plate is ‘jelleis’ we wobble … is jellomen’ etc etc.
Of course, you won’t find it in Textus Receptus. -
Comment by Bobby — February 14, 2009 @ 9:19 am
I used to eat Jello before I was saved.
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Comment by jane — February 14, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
My wonderful METHODIST gramma taught me that chart when I was a little girl. So I got to skip that part of the training class, but only after I submitted a written statement attesting to the fact that I agreed with the doctrine of the church AND that I’d bring jello to my first 5 potlucks…just to make sure the Methodist foundation of my training hadn’t tainted my life skills.
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Comment by Carol — February 16, 2009 @ 12:47 pm
As long as they don’t use Jello as part of the communion, we’re safe!
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Comment by Linda George — February 24, 2009 @ 2:24 am
Or the baptismal font…
