This post should be required for hermenuetics classes. I have not seen the biblical foods con artists go to Ezekiel much. Oh, this was funny, funny, funny!
My Store I work at sells Ezekiel 4:9 Bread… and I have pointed this out to the lady who works in that department before… she didn’t seem to mind that it was lacking more than it had…. it was like she wanted business more than authenticity…. what a shame…
Oh, oh, oh! EVERYONE in the whole foods movement (and that’s huge in the church now…just check out the blogsphere) LOVES this stuff. When I actually went to read the text on it I was shocked that people were actually eating something that was a symbol of defilement. For cryin’ out loud, just eat whole grain bread and be done with it. We’d be better off eating barley loaves, at least Jesus blessed those and fed the “5,000″.
I couldn’t stop laughing once I realized that “Ezekiel 4:9″ bread was a real product. Their web site says that “Ezekiel 4:9 Organic Sprouted Whole Grain Products are Inspired by the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9.”
But I hope for the sake of the consumers of said products that the dung is used in the sprouting, not the baking.
February 12th, 2009 at 1:40 am
(o.O;) Ummm… Wow. I am SO glad the Lord doesn’t call all of His prophets to do stuff like that…
February 12th, 2009 at 6:44 am
This post should be required for hermenuetics classes. I have not seen the biblical foods con artists go to Ezekiel much. Oh, this was funny, funny, funny!
February 12th, 2009 at 11:44 am
My Store I work at sells Ezekiel 4:9 Bread… and I have pointed this out to the lady who works in that department before… she didn’t seem to mind that it was lacking more than it had…. it was like she wanted business more than authenticity…. what a shame…
February 12th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I wonder what the company’s bread-making machine looks like.
February 12th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Ah…the aroma of freshed baked….Hmmmmm. *Sniff* What exactly is that you’re baking dear?
February 13th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Hey, is that “Bible” man endorsing this bread in it’s logo?
Not only is it Biblical, but it’s a great way of utilizing human waste…the “Green” churches would love this product!
And I bet it’s loaded with fiber!
February 13th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
But do they go hard-core and use human poo, or did they accept the compromise and use cow poo?
Or is that a variety option?
February 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I think the “manure” is shipped from Saddleback church!
March 6th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
This is terrific! Whenever I hear talk about Ezekiel Bread, I mention the fact that it was defiled, but no one seems to care.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
March 26th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Oh, oh, oh! EVERYONE in the whole foods movement (and that’s huge in the church now…just check out the blogsphere) LOVES this stuff. When I actually went to read the text on it I was shocked that people were actually eating something that was a symbol of defilement. For cryin’ out loud, just eat whole grain bread and be done with it. We’d be better off eating barley loaves, at least Jesus blessed those and fed the “5,000″.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I couldn’t stop laughing once I realized that “Ezekiel 4:9″ bread was a real product. Their web site says that “Ezekiel 4:9 Organic Sprouted Whole Grain Products are Inspired by the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9.”
But I hope for the sake of the consumers of said products that the dung is used in the sprouting, not the baking.