The Sacred Sandwich

February12th

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  • Comment by Erin Blount — February 12, 2009 @ 1:40 am

    (o.O;) Ummm… Wow. I am SO glad the Lord doesn’t call all of His prophets to do stuff like that…

  • Comment by Brian — February 12, 2009 @ 6:44 am

    This post should be required for hermenuetics classes. I have not seen the biblical foods con artists go to Ezekiel much. Oh, this was funny, funny, funny!

  • Comment by Tim Hansel — February 12, 2009 @ 11:44 am

    My Store I work at sells Ezekiel 4:9 Bread… and I have pointed this out to the lady who works in that department before… she didn’t seem to mind that it was lacking more than it had…. it was like she wanted business more than authenticity…. what a shame…

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 12, 2009 @ 1:48 pm

    I wonder what the company’s bread-making machine looks like.

  • Comment by Les — February 12, 2009 @ 2:04 pm

    Ah…the aroma of freshed baked….Hmmmmm. *Sniff* What exactly is that you’re baking dear?

  • Comment by Carol — February 13, 2009 @ 6:45 pm

    Hey, is that “Bible” man endorsing this bread in it’s logo?

    Not only is it Biblical, but it’s a great way of utilizing human waste…the “Green” churches would love this product!

    And I bet it’s loaded with fiber!

  • Comment by emergent pillage — February 13, 2009 @ 11:08 pm

    But do they go hard-core and use human poo, or did they accept the compromise and use cow poo?

    Or is that a variety option?

  • Comment by Carol — February 16, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

    I think the “manure” is shipped from Saddleback church!

  • Comment by Ryan — March 6, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

    This is terrific! Whenever I hear talk about Ezekiel Bread, I mention the fact that it was defiled, but no one seems to care.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!

  • Comment by Megan — March 26, 2009 @ 5:23 pm

    Oh, oh, oh! EVERYONE in the whole foods movement (and that’s huge in the church now…just check out the blogsphere) LOVES this stuff. When I actually went to read the text on it I was shocked that people were actually eating something that was a symbol of defilement. For cryin’ out loud, just eat whole grain bread and be done with it. We’d be better off eating barley loaves, at least Jesus blessed those and fed the “5,000″.

  • Comment by Joel — April 8, 2009 @ 8:59 pm

    I couldn’t stop laughing once I realized that “Ezekiel 4:9″ bread was a real product. Their web site says that “Ezekiel 4:9 Organic Sprouted Whole Grain Products are Inspired by the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9.”

    But I hope for the sake of the consumers of said products that the dung is used in the sprouting, not the baking.

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  • Comment by Paula — August 25, 2012 @ 11:32 pm

    I would say the cow’s dung is probably for the ordinary organic dieters. They make the human dung version for the super spiritual self flagellators.

  • Comment by Paula — August 25, 2012 @ 11:33 pm

    btw the company does make Genesis 1:29 bread too. I wonder if it tastes any different…

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