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Ezekiel Bread

Posted on 12 February 2009


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11 Comments For This Post

  1. Erin Blount Says:

    (o.O;) Ummm… Wow. I am SO glad the Lord doesn’t call all of His prophets to do stuff like that…

  2. Brian Says:

    This post should be required for hermenuetics classes. I have not seen the biblical foods con artists go to Ezekiel much. Oh, this was funny, funny, funny!

  3. Tim Hansel Says:

    My Store I work at sells Ezekiel 4:9 Bread… and I have pointed this out to the lady who works in that department before… she didn’t seem to mind that it was lacking more than it had…. it was like she wanted business more than authenticity…. what a shame…

  4. Eddie Eddings Says:

    I wonder what the company’s bread-making machine looks like.

  5. Les Says:

    Ah…the aroma of freshed baked….Hmmmmm. *Sniff* What exactly is that you’re baking dear?

  6. Carol Says:

    Hey, is that “Bible” man endorsing this bread in it’s logo?

    Not only is it Biblical, but it’s a great way of utilizing human waste…the “Green” churches would love this product!

    And I bet it’s loaded with fiber!

  7. emergent pillage Says:

    But do they go hard-core and use human poo, or did they accept the compromise and use cow poo?

    Or is that a variety option?

  8. Carol Says:

    I think the “manure” is shipped from Saddleback church!

  9. Ryan Says:

    This is terrific! Whenever I hear talk about Ezekiel Bread, I mention the fact that it was defiled, but no one seems to care.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!

  10. Megan Says:

    Oh, oh, oh! EVERYONE in the whole foods movement (and that’s huge in the church now…just check out the blogsphere) LOVES this stuff. When I actually went to read the text on it I was shocked that people were actually eating something that was a symbol of defilement. For cryin’ out loud, just eat whole grain bread and be done with it. We’d be better off eating barley loaves, at least Jesus blessed those and fed the “5,000″.

  11. Joel Says:

    I couldn’t stop laughing once I realized that “Ezekiel 4:9″ bread was a real product. Their web site says that “Ezekiel 4:9 Organic Sprouted Whole Grain Products are Inspired by the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9.”

    But I hope for the sake of the consumers of said products that the dung is used in the sprouting, not the baking.

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