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Reformation by Calvin

Posted on 06 February 2009


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21 Comments For This Post

  1. MickeyJim Says:

    I take it the push-button on the cap is necessary for Arminian self-application.

  2. Angus Says:

    LOL

  3. Ian Hall Says:

    Great stuff.

  4. Manfred Says:

    Not well received in the Roman church.

  5. The Reformed Methodist Says:

    I hear R.C. Sproul really overdoes it with this stuff

  6. Angus Says:

    Ha-ha!

  7. Eddie Eddings Says:

    Yes, Manfred, you are so right. The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!

  8. Manfred Says:

    “The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!”

    How fitting! Being Cologne, the myriad odors must be otherwise overwhelming, so the Roman Catholic Archbishop simply must do something to cover up the truth of his teachings.

  9. The Aspiring Theologian Says:

    “Irresistible” fragrance, haha!

  10. David Kjos Says:

    “Smell Like an Old Theologian”?

    Yikes!

  11. Ann Says:

    Yes, but it’s only available to those who realize they’re “Totally Stinky”.

  12. Bobby Says:

    The church up the street sent out a flyer saying, “We guarantee you more fun than anything else you plan to do on Sunday.” They said, “Come as you are. Wear anything!” The only restriction was no one admitted smelling like an Old Theologian.

  13. Angus Says:

    David Kjos,

    It’s better than smelling like a dead theologian. :) I think.

  14. Angus Says:

    Ann: That’s true! LOL

  15. Philippa Says:

    Too funny.

    But do you have a choice in wearing it?

  16. Diane Says:

    Cute! And I love the tulip fragrance…

  17. Carol Says:

    I bet you didn’t hear that some “anonymous” person sent a bottle of this to Rick Warren who later gave it to his wife to freshen up Tent #3 after their Cowboy Church services!

  18. Andrew B. Middleton Says:

    How are the Calvinists going to use it, Mickey-G? Don’t they have to swallow it, so that the “Reformation” reaches their heart, and not just their minds?

  19. John Says:

    My wife used to wear “Charlie”, until she found out that Spurgeon never actually endorsed.

  20. Lorraine Says:

    Too funny! Where can I order a case of “Reformation”?!

  21. Angus Says:

    Try your local Avon representative, Lorraine.

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