February13th
30 Comments
Reformation by Calvin
Posted in: Ad Absurdum
30 Comments
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Comment by MickeyJim — February 6, 2009 @ 12:22 am
I take it the push-button on the cap is necessary for Arminian self-application.
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Comment by Angus — February 6, 2009 @ 12:41 am
LOL
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Comment by Ian Hall — February 6, 2009 @ 1:31 am
Great stuff.
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Comment by Manfred — February 6, 2009 @ 8:55 am
Not well received in the Roman church.
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Comment by The Reformed Methodist — February 6, 2009 @ 9:26 am
I hear R.C. Sproul really overdoes it with this stuff
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Comment by Angus — February 6, 2009 @ 9:27 am
Ha-ha!
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 6, 2009 @ 9:29 am
Yes, Manfred, you are so right. The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!
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Comment by Manfred — February 6, 2009 @ 2:51 pm
“The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!”
How fitting! Being Cologne, the myriad odors must be otherwise overwhelming, so the Roman Catholic Archbishop simply must do something to cover up the truth of his teachings.
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Comment by The Aspiring Theologian — February 6, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
“Irresistible” fragrance, haha!
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Comment by David Kjos — February 7, 2009 @ 10:37 pm
“Smell Like an Old Theologian”?
Yikes!
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Comment by Ann — February 8, 2009 @ 9:55 am
Yes, but it’s only available to those who realize they’re “Totally Stinky”.
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Comment by Bobby — February 8, 2009 @ 12:32 pm
The church up the street sent out a flyer saying, “We guarantee you more fun than anything else you plan to do on Sunday.” They said, “Come as you are. Wear anything!” The only restriction was no one admitted smelling like an Old Theologian.
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Comment by Angus — February 8, 2009 @ 3:22 pm
David Kjos,
It’s better than smelling like a dead theologian.
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Comment by Angus — February 8, 2009 @ 4:11 pm
Ann: That’s true! LOL
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Comment by Philippa — February 12, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
Too funny.
But do you have a choice in wearing it?
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Comment by Diane — February 13, 2009 @ 1:48 am
Cute! And I love the tulip fragrance…
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Comment by Carol — February 13, 2009 @ 6:55 pm
I bet you didn’t hear that some “anonymous” person sent a bottle of this to Rick Warren who later gave it to his wife to freshen up Tent #3 after their Cowboy Church services!
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Comment by Andrew B. Middleton — February 15, 2009 @ 8:30 pm
How are the Calvinists going to use it, Mickey-G? Don’t they have to swallow it, so that the “Reformation” reaches their heart, and not just their minds?
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Comment by John — February 26, 2009 @ 8:53 pm
My wife used to wear “Charlie”, until she found out that Spurgeon never actually endorsed.
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Comment by Lorraine — March 6, 2009 @ 11:25 am
Too funny! Where can I order a case of “Reformation”?!
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Comment by Angus — March 6, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Try your local Avon representative, Lorraine.
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Comment by Carol — February 13, 2010 @ 9:06 pm
When Joel Osteen put this on by mistake, a peculiar chemical reaction caused a slightly putrid scent, something of the smell of rotten eggs.
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Comment by SamWise — February 14, 2010 @ 12:26 am
If I elect to use it will I be unconditionally in good favor with young Theologianettes?
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Comment by SamWise — February 14, 2010 @ 12:32 am
Does Emmett or Maurice use this? What does Humphrey use?
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Comment by rick — February 14, 2010 @ 6:18 am
It should be clear from the comments that it may have an irresistible fragrance, but is limited in application. Clearly, it isn’t effectual for all.
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Comment by Christina — February 15, 2010 @ 2:44 pm
I can’t keep up with anyone’s sharp wit on this website, but I enjoy it nonetheless and am grateful for the laughs! Keep up the good work!
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Comment by Scott Webber — February 15, 2010 @ 10:10 pm
Is it possible to use this tulip water and come out smelling like a daisy?
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Comment by Angus — February 15, 2010 @ 11:39 pm
Heh.
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Comment by Dan — February 16, 2010 @ 8:51 am
Once you stink, you always stink……
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Comment by Jason — February 27, 2010 @ 9:09 am
I’ll bet this really goes up as “sweet savor unto God”…and the smell perseveres forever.
