“The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!”
How fitting! Being Cologne, the myriad odors must be otherwise overwhelming, so the Roman Catholic Archbishop simply must do something to cover up the truth of his teachings.
The church up the street sent out a flyer saying, “We guarantee you more fun than anything else you plan to do on Sunday.” They said, “Come as you are. Wear anything!” The only restriction was no one admitted smelling like an Old Theologian.
I bet you didn’t hear that some “anonymous” person sent a bottle of this to Rick Warren who later gave it to his wife to freshen up Tent #3 after their Cowboy Church services!
How are the Calvinists going to use it, Mickey-G? Don’t they have to swallow it, so that the “Reformation” reaches their heart, and not just their minds?
February 6th, 2009 at 12:22 am
I take it the push-button on the cap is necessary for Arminian self-application.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:41 am
LOL
February 6th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Great stuff.
February 6th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Not well received in the Roman church.
February 6th, 2009 at 9:26 am
I hear R.C. Sproul really overdoes it with this stuff
February 6th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Ha-ha!
February 6th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Yes, Manfred, you are so right. The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!
February 6th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
“The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, in Germany, uses this as toilet water!”
How fitting! Being Cologne, the myriad odors must be otherwise overwhelming, so the Roman Catholic Archbishop simply must do something to cover up the truth of his teachings.
February 6th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
“Irresistible” fragrance, haha!
February 7th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
“Smell Like an Old Theologian”?
Yikes!
February 8th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Yes, but it’s only available to those who realize they’re “Totally Stinky”.
February 8th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
The church up the street sent out a flyer saying, “We guarantee you more fun than anything else you plan to do on Sunday.” They said, “Come as you are. Wear anything!” The only restriction was no one admitted smelling like an Old Theologian.
February 8th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
David Kjos,
It’s better than smelling like a dead theologian.
I think.
February 8th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Ann: That’s true! LOL
February 12th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Too funny.
But do you have a choice in wearing it?
February 13th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Cute! And I love the tulip fragrance…
February 13th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I bet you didn’t hear that some “anonymous” person sent a bottle of this to Rick Warren who later gave it to his wife to freshen up Tent #3 after their Cowboy Church services!
February 15th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
How are the Calvinists going to use it, Mickey-G? Don’t they have to swallow it, so that the “Reformation” reaches their heart, and not just their minds?
February 26th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
My wife used to wear “Charlie”, until she found out that Spurgeon never actually endorsed.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Too funny! Where can I order a case of “Reformation”?!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Try your local Avon representative, Lorraine.