After a thorough examination by Arminian church officials, Bob was found to be only “slightly dead” in trespasses and sins.
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 1, 2009 @ 7:17 am
Very humerus indeed!
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Comment by Carol — February 1, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
That poor fella hasn’t been to any of the church pot luck dinners. And it’s clear that this member of the church indeed needs to be disciplined!
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Comment by Tim Hansel — February 1, 2009 @ 9:55 pm
|”There’s Dead Dead, and Mostly Dead”
“what’s the difference?”
“Dead dead, I can’t do a thing with, Mostly dead, I can”
“so is he?”
“he’s mostly dead”|First thing I thought of with the caption….
and clearly this isn’t a Baptist Church… they are too skinny for that…. (I can make that joke, I’m a Baptist) -
Comment by MoJanite — February 3, 2009 @ 2:02 pm
Perhaps if he tries really hard he can resurrect himself?
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Comment by Vin Cal — March 23, 2009 @ 10:12 am
“Dead means DEAD,” said the calvinist.
“Are you sure?” said the boy.
“Absolutely. Dead in our trespasses and sins means total death – nothing left. Zilch, zip, nada, zero.”
“So then how are you still alive?” questioned the boy.
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Comment by David — January 29, 2011 @ 2:43 pm
Aren’t you all are missing the point, Bob was totally free to chose to be slighty dead!
