Eerily reminiscent of the famous 1967 Bigfoot picture (inset), a recent snapshot of a blurred figure walking through an Ohio church parking lot seems to confirm the existence of a homonid species long considered extinct by many anthropologists: the elusive Bible-carrying churchgoer known as “Homo biblia sacra,” or Suburban Bible Man. If the photo is authentic, it would be the first verification that the Bible-toting creature has survived the Church Growth Age and is repopulating the Midwest.
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