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January29th

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Penelope Mountjoy, reporter for Native American Christian Radio, lands an exclusive interview with the chief of sinners.

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  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — January 29, 2010 @ 4:44 am

    That was a brave move on your part! Great stuff!

  • Comment by Jim Duval — January 29, 2010 @ 7:48 am

    “How!”

  • Comment by Perry Graham — January 29, 2010 @ 9:43 am

    Ugh! Scrambled!

  • Comment by Leland — January 29, 2010 @ 10:10 am

    Chief Sitting Duck.

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — January 29, 2010 @ 12:12 pm

    HAAA!

  • Comment by Carol — January 30, 2010 @ 1:01 am

    Little did she realize, after interviewing the Chief of Sinners, that the ol’ Victrolla went digital and the signal was scrambled without the proper digital update device. So all the listeners got was scrambled gibberish.

  • Comment by Scott Webber — January 30, 2010 @ 5:03 am

    I didn’t know the apostle Paul was a native American?

  • Comment by LuLu — January 30, 2010 @ 10:45 am

    Are those his “carnal weapons” at his side?

  • Comment by SamWise — January 31, 2010 @ 12:28 am

    The chief of sinners had heard of Johnathan Edwards encouragement to his brother in Stockbridge to take tender care of their souls, to “forsake wickedness and seek after Holiness” and not to “act the part of Enemy of Enemies to your soul,” but
    rather to “be friends to our own souls.”#

    “If repentance is earnest, Edwards preached, “there is forgiveness offered to all nations,” for Christ “did not die only for one nation” but made clear “his design of making other nations his People,” even those that “had been Heathens.”@

    #JE, Sermon on Prov. 19:8, June 1756,
    @JE, Sermon on Luke 24:47, Oct. 1751

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