The Sacred Sandwich

December26th

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Returning to his congregation after a two-week vacation, Pastor Clayton was a tad disappointed to find a golden calf in the worship center.

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  • Comment by Les — December 26, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

    Disappointment turned to joy when he realized the cow made milk. Joy turned to disappointment when he realized that bovine flatulence would increase his church’s carbon footprint.

  • Comment by Carol — December 29, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

    Actually, the true disappointment came because under the heavy praise towards Elsie, she gave sour milk!

  • Comment by Private Label Rights — September 1, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

    Your post just made my day – so glad I got to read it,

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