The Sacred Sandwich

December20th

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When their new pastor promised to lead the church with guidance from above, the congregation didn’t realize he was talking about a satellite feed from Willow Creek.

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  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — December 21, 2008 @ 7:16 am

    There is nothing more personal than a high definition large screen of someone two thousand miles away.

  • Comment by Carol — December 21, 2008 @ 11:37 am

    Indeed, nothing can draw more souls to the Lord than high-tech, high def, digital satellite….indeed from Willow Creek??? Aw, you must have meant Saddleback, after all Rick Warren is the poster boy for America’s Pastor!

    And Vern Miller, deacon of the church who also works at ACE hardware will provide shovels to remove all of the manure!

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