The Sacred Sandwich

November13th

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  • Comment by Don in Texas — November 13, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

    There is one other difference… There are actually people in Osteen’s congregation to hear the jokes.

  • Comment by Tyler — November 13, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

    Are these people Born Again Bible Believing Christians at these churches? Or are people there to hear jokes and hear feel good sermons about how good they are, and how loving God is, (despite what there lifestyle portrays)…? Church numbers never equate to a church that is pleasing in the sight of God…!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — December 2, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

    I hear when members of his church have their Glamour Shots taken they have to say “Olsteeeeeeen”. (…sorry, one too many e’s)

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  • Comment by Teofer Bolando — November 1, 2009 @ 2:47 am

    don’t judge them, just keep quiet and pray.

  • Comment by mike — April 27, 2010 @ 4:00 pm

    Thanks a lump. I went to Target, called Target, called B and N, looked at Lakewood’s website, called them..all before I figured out the joke book is a sorry hoax,…supposed to be funny, I guess. Not only that, but from what I’ve seen…this whole website you’ve got here isn’t even funny. It stinks. Try making a living with this sorry humor. Next stop: food stamps.

  • Comment by Angus — April 28, 2010 @ 1:30 am

    Mike, there isn’t a Chuck Norris Bible either, just in case you were looking to buy one of those, too.

  • Comment by Ray — June 2, 2010 @ 9:46 am

    Reading Gods word we should know the attack of the enemy Satan to make God’s servant look and sound bad. Read Matthew 7:1-6 and pray for the body of Christ for the Lord has shown his mercy to all of us.

  • Comment by Vivian Gonzales — September 10, 2011 @ 4:48 am

    You guys are jealous! Whatever you say and think it’s all evil… Joel Osteen has helped a lot of people become a better Christian. Maybe you should start doing what he is doing so more people will be saved.

  • Comment by Bereanwarrior — September 10, 2011 @ 10:54 pm

    Wow Vivian, that’s even funnier than the original post! Good job! (If you were serious by some chance, please go buy a Bible and read it.)

  • Comment by Timo Day — June 3, 2012 @ 9:35 pm

    I am… seious

  • Comment by Isaac Addae-Whyte — September 27, 2012 @ 8:57 am

    great talk vivian

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