The Sacred Sandwich

The Sacred Sandwich Newspaper Staff

The official printing arm of the League of Tyndale, The Sacred Sandwich newspaper and publishing company is located on the corner of 2nd & Main in the bucolic township of Gazingstock, MO in Nodaway County. The Sandwich office is usually open Monday through Friday after Harvey finishes the morning chores on his farm and can get into town to unlock the door.

President & Publisher: Angus Wordsworth Duncan

Managing Editor: Durwood Cumbey

Reporter: Horace Pook

Proofreader: Lily Smukler

Correspondent: The Bohemian Baptist

Advertising/Obituary Editor: Otis Clutterbuck

Photographer: H. K. Doolittle

Staff Theologian: Maurice Peabody

Staff Theologian: Emmett Peabody

Typesetter/Printer: Harvey Cline

Our Mascot: Humphrey